Endorsements Piling Up for Angry Czeck

AP - Inspired by George Bush’s List of Allies in the Fight Against Terror (and For Freedom), The Angry Czeck announced his own list of allies – official endorsements for his Presidency of the United States.

“Sure, my supporters may not have the same star power as, say, Romania,” admitted Mr. Czeck outside his Mobile Ragequarters (currently a leased Ford Stratus). “But where my allies lack in notoriety, or wealth, or influence, or education, of hygiene, or connections, they make up for with fury!”

A stoned teenager then proceeded to pass out what appeared to be copies of a hastily constructed, hand written list, which had been printed on the back of a Domino’s Pizza flyer. The list contained people and organizations who, as Mr. Czeck claims, “have pledged unflagging allegiance to a new era of rancor.”

Included on the list:

1. Uncle Dave
2. Mexico
3. Two-thirds of Ace of Bass
4. Domino’s Pizza, Store #341 (Free Breadsticks w/ Vote!)
5. The Sloganeerist
6. Those guys who found Bigfoot
7. Dick L. Cheney (of Omaha, Nebraska)
8. The Re-Animated Corpse of Liberace
9. Ross Perot


Associated Press


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