AP - The Angry Czeck experienced his first taste of the cynical press corps today when the Presidential candidate fielded questions outside a Detroit-area Red Roof Inn.
"Mr. Czeck," shouted a reporter, "is it true that you have tracks from Cat Stevens on your iPod? And if so, how do you defend your support of a suspected Muslim terrorist?"
"Uh...I just like Peace Train. Cat Stevens is a terrorist?" stated Mr. Czeck.
"Is it true that you listen to Peace Train when contemplating your next terrorist move?" inquired a second journalist.
Mr. Czeck then went on the offensive. "Listen, I also have Jars of Clay on my iPod, which should more than seal my Christian credentials. You guys remember Jars of Clay, right?"
"Is it true that when you play Aqualung backwards, you receive a special message from Osama Bin Laden?"
"Who would want to listen to Aqualung backwards?" stammered a clearly flummoxed Mr. Czeck. "It's hard enough to listen to it forwards!"
Popular conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity then appeared from behind a nearby dumpster and screamed, "You just admitted that you're a Muslim and a terrorist! Your 'campaign' is nothing more than a jihad! How do you live with yourself?"
That was when Mr. Czeck abruptly cut off the press conference, claiming that he needed to argue a few "bogus charges" to his Red Roof bill with the hotel manager.
Associated Press
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