AP - Despite registering a negative Q-Rating among registered voters, The Angry Czeck has no plans to shut down his presidential campaign.
"I rented my Ford Focus through November 4th!" said Mr. Czeck outside of a Orlando-area Lubby's Cafeteria. "That means I'm still on the campaign trail. However, I am willing to entertain treaties of surrender from Senators McCain and Obama."
While chances are slim that Mr. Czeck will receive any such concessions from the two front runners, Mr. Czeck continues to display an over-confidence that bordered on delusional and psychotic.
"I picked out some new flooring for the Oval Office," said Mr. Czeck, digging out samples from the back of his dusty Ford Focus. "It's Pergo! It just clicks together!"
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