Emerging from the voter's booth waving a fist of defiance, the Angry Czeck this morning announced his presidential selection to the sleepy voters waiting in line at Big Rock Creek Nondenominational Church.
"I voted for me, Suckers!" screamed the Angry Czeck, pushing the I Voted sticker-lady to the ground. "Just call me Darth Nadar, 2oo8!"
Asked why he would selfishly waste his vote in what is expected to be a tight election between Senators Barack Obama and John McCain, the Angry Czeck was without apology.
"I didn't rent a 2007 Ford Focus and sleep in dozens of Motel Sixes so I could vote for chumps!" declared Mr. Czeck before cringing voters. "I always vote for a winner! And Mom says I'm a winner!"
Mr. Czeck then proceeded to rip open his shirt, pound a fifth of Old Crow whiskey, and challenge the ballot observers to Connect Four.
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